Things from comedy night
- America all the way.
- Animal genitals.
- Bane going down an ladies.
- Homemade ventriloquist puppets.
- Just a penis, everyone sucks them. Some people use them to text. I use mine to prove I’m not gay.
- Can’t trust women. Always having their periods all the time.
- I don’t trust babies - staring at ceiling fans like they know what’s up.
- I’m more afraid of a ghost baby than a baby ghost.
- They were having a good time, totally black.
- HULU ADS????
- She had a slamming body, great face symmetry. But she had a real butterdick.
- I can’t date a smart girl.
All while Simon Says heckles people underneath his breath. Full of real gems tonight.